My childhood is over.
but waitttttt.
THE PHINEAS AND FERB ONE KILLED ME
caillou… :(
Bye, childhood.
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Fish in the Doorway: THOUGHTS!!!
So, there’s a big hubub over John Hurt being the “real” 9th Doctor, and here’s something I thought of.
With David Tennant potentially being the “real” 11th Doctor, that puts him at the last time he’d regenerate—at least according to Time Lord law. Assuming he still respects those particular laws,…
I’m still very confused on all of it since I’ve missed y’know about 6 episodes?
There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you.
Wait! Wait!
JOHN HURT IS GONNA BE THE VALEYARD-DOCTOR! HOLY SHIT! HE’S GONNA DO THE STUFF THAT MAKES THE
JUNKYARDVALEYARD
*DEEP BREATH*
Well played, writers. Well played.
reblogged for the response
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FOR THE WIN!
ＴＨＥ ＲＩＴＵＡＬ ＩＳ ＣＯＭＰＬＥＴＥ
MIRRORS
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Girl Tumbles Aboard Moon: Been seeing a bit of hate floating around from a few places lately...
Been seeing a bit of hate floating around from a few places lately concerning Moffat’s “lol it doesn’t matter how Strax was brought back I dunno who cares he’s awesome” quote. Personally, I think that not giving a shit about continuity sometimes is pretty healthy. It’s a small enough detail, and…
Personally, I’m with Moffat.
I’d totally let him babysit my kids…IF I HAD ANY D8 !
“IF I HAD ANY D8” Does that mean you DO want kids? ^^
Of course I want kids, boi!
yay
Girl Tumbles Aboard Moon: Been seeing a bit of hate floating around from a few places lately...
Been seeing a bit of hate floating around from a few places lately concerning Moffat’s “lol it doesn’t matter how Strax was brought back I dunno who cares he’s awesome” quote. Personally, I think that not giving a shit about continuity sometimes is pretty healthy. It’s a small enough detail, and…
Personally, I’m with Moffat.
I’d totally let him babysit my kids…IF I HAD ANY D8 !
“IF I HAD ANY D8” Does that mean you DO want kids? ^^
SCIENCE!
science has figured out how to open a portal to hell
It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!
- sand
- alcohol or lighter fluid
- sugar
- Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.
- Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
- Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
- Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
- Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.
Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION
Reblogging because I will be damned if this isn’t relevant to Proto.
reblogging for the BOOM
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Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!
Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!
In this course you will learn such techniques as…
- The double fist shake
- The naughty kitten
- The cultural appropriation
- The self bitch slap
- The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box
- The nipple hardener
- The sweaty declaration of self
- The “this wall is amazing”
And many more!
I like the new kirk better
//hides
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Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!
Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!
In this course you will learn such techniques as…
- The double fist shake
- The naughty kitten
- The cultural appropriation
- The self bitch slap
- The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box
- The nipple hardener
- The sweaty declaration of self
- The “this wall is amazing”
And many more!
I like the new kirk better
//hides
(Source: trekgate)
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
It’s hard to not make making-out sounds while eating ramen…
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Track Name
Around The World
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Album
Musique, Vol. 1: 1993-2005
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Artist
Daft Punk
i was listening to this song when i came across this gif on my dash and im giggling at how well it’s fitting with it help skdjfksdfsg
How to not reblog this?
Reblog if you want an Anon’s honest opinion of you.
Best thing I've read on tumblr.
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Professor :
You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
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Student :
Yes, sir.
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Professor:
So, you believe in GOD?
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Student :
Absolutely, sir.
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Professor :
Is GOD good?
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Student :
Sure.
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Professor:
Is GOD all powerful?
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Student :
Yes.
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Professor:
My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
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(Student was silent.)
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Professor:
You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
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Student :
Yes.
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Professor:
Is satan good?
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Student :
No.
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Professor:
Where does satan come from?
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Student :
From … GOD …
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Professor:
That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
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Student :
Yes.
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Professor:
Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
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Student :
Yes
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Professor:
So who created evil ?
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(Student did not answer.)
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Professor:
Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
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Student :
Yes, sir.
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Professor:
So, who created them ?
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(Student had no answer.)
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Professor:
Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
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Student :
No, sir.
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Professor:
Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
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Student :
No , sir.
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Professor:
Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
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Student :
No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
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Professor:
Yet you still believe in Him?
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Student :
Yes.
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Professor :
According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
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Student :
Nothing. I only have my faith.
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Professor:
Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
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Student :
Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
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Professor:
Yes.
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Student :
And is there such a thing as cold?
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Professor:
Yes.
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Student :
No, sir. There isn’t.
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(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
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Student :
Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
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(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
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Student :
What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
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Professor:
Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
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Student :
You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
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Professor:
So what is the point you are making, young man?
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Student :
Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
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Professor:
Flawed ? Can you explain how?
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Student :
Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
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Professor:
If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
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Student :
Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
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(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
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Student :
Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
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(The class was in uproar.)
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Student :
Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
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(The class broke out into laughter.)
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Student :
Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
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(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
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Professor:
I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
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Student :
That is it sir… Exactly ! The link between man and GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
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That student was Albert Einstein.